Maximus Surf Report

hey surfers, good surf day? remember you heard sundays surf here first from the best. Sorry about no reports i had a surf day of my own at Vilano, pretty good, not as good as expected, but i got to ride something. i told you first and you know it! So spread my web page arund, ill get you guys another morning update, early, hopefully the swell has not gone away yet.

SEEYA

GO GET SOME! WAVES BABY

hey surfers soRry about no reports, very busy. dONT NOT WORRY ABOUT THE STUFF AT THE TOP but no surf and look out foR TOMORROWS SURF SAID TO BE SOMEWHAT GOOD, ILL BE in Vilano, NO REPORT TOMORROW JUST WAIT TILL MONDAY FOR YOUR AWESOME REPORT BY ME THE ONLY, MAXIMUS. STAY TUNED.

GO GET SOME! TOMORROW'S SURF

Hey surfers out there i got some bad news, the surf got even more horrible when you though it could not get any worse.  Surf conditions went from 0-1ft surf with 1ft sets to 0-0.5ft surf with 0.5 ft sets, and the wind has not shown any sign of backing down as it kicked up to 10mph from the east/north east. Air and water temp is still close to 74F but this could be the most possible worse surf day ever-it is flat, windy, and dark in gloomy with that 60 percent chance of rain still in effect. high tide is coming at 10:15pm but nobodys out except my friend Samantha, lol. But dont get to down because the forecast says this sunday is going to be a wopper, so get ready. Early waves might come, but sunday is said to be better, and youve heard it here folks from the best for the best, my viewers, so keeping supporting and pass my web page around, but remember 25th through 27th is my spot, lol, dont keep it to crowed. Hey but i dont care because the surf sucks anyway. Except if i wanted to check out babes and there are no parking spots at 27th, then i would be pissed. But get out there and kite surf, should be an awesome day, if you are a beginner. Also go swimming because the water is awesome. I changed the font size for you people out there who cannot read. Oh yeah and to you lonely guys, read the last part of my last report because we have a special on a hot girl Emily!!!!!!yah!!!!!

Youve heard it hear first and this has been your Afternoon Max'ed Out Surf Report. spread my awesome web page around.

Go Get Some!(monkeys?)

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Hey Peeps, this is you Max'ed Out Surf Report and i got a lot to say so READ IT ALL! I checked out the scence, not babes, and the surf is 0-1ft surf with 1ft sets and these sets could be rideable, but i would not go surfing i want bigger. Im surprised though because from yesterday, i though the surf could not get any better especially even rideable. And sorry to you surfers looking for my mornig report, to busy. The wind is kickin from the north/north east at 8 mph. So that is one thing thats is keepin the surf back so if the wind dies down the surf could get better. the air and water temperature is close to 74F. low tide is coming at us at 3:49pm so the surf could have a chance of getting better, and then Hight tide is coming at 10:15pm but nobody cares about that because nobody surfs that late, not that i know of. The weather forecast says we have a 60 percent chance of rain, so if you are at the beach, checking out babes, trying to surf, getting a tan, or planning to go, i might cancel because it is not lookin so good. Im now even hoping for choppy surf that i can at least ride, because without surfing, summertime is kinda boring. But, from the forecast im seeing, we have some great surf coming this sunday, so get ready to rumble. there might be some surf before hand, but it will probably be smaller than on sunday. So keep your hopes high and pray that the wind will stay down so we will have some surf on Sunday. I will be in Vilano Beach that day, and if the forecast is true then the waves down there will be awesome, so meet me down there. But some good activities today could be to go kite surfing, because the wind is blowing and it has surfing in the name. I'd go swimming because the water is great. So get out there and have some fun, if it is not raining.

Also we got another hot babe to talk about for you lonely guys out there. Her name is Emily and man is she fine. She laughs a lot and is always happy so she is not very hard to find, because she has a halo over her head.  But be nice to her because she can get fiesty, but other than that she is beautiful, so go one out there and check her out you looneys but watch out because she is smoking hot.(she told me to write this)

This has been your early afternoon Max'ed Out Surf Report by your own Max or in Latin Maximus which means the best, and this report is from the best for the best.

GO GET SOME!      Emily, :-)

Hey surfers, havent checked out the scence but ill get you you a early afternoon report and late afternoon, ive been really busy. Thanks to all you people out there who read my reports. I have not seen the surf but i know for a fact that is not that good it is cloudy of course at Jax Beach but from the forecast ive seen it looks like we have some epic surf coming so get ready. But im heading to Vilano

Yo surfers, this is your Max'ed Out Surf Report and the surf is not lookin so good. The wind has kicked up a little from the south, south west at 8mph so i guess you could fly a kite. Still dark and gloomy or cloudy, with that 55 percent of rain still out there so watch the sky if your at the beach. Water temp is near 74F and air is 78F. Its 0-1ft surf like 0.8 ft sets but not that much of an improvement because it got more choppier. So ok form but as i say very small and rideable if you were the size of a barbie doll. High Tide is coming at us at 9:36pm but i dont think people are at the beach at that time except hobos and i would watch out for them because they will attack you in the dark for money,LOL. I saw the forcast and on Sunday it says some great surf is coming in and there might be some before Sunday so get ready. Oh and if your going on your bike to the beach and your riding all the way up the ramp and try to stop really close to the end where the stairs are, dont, i tried and failed miserablily. Oh yeah and to you guys out there who are single Sunday should be good to follow...er check ladies, but dont creep them out unless they think your hot. So tomorrow im thinking the waves are not going to be so good so i would just hang out at the beach, or kite surf, because it is windy, kayak, have a party, or look for Samantha, she now has a ghive profile, look her up. Go Swimming.

This has been you Max'ed Out Surf Report

GO GET SOME!(BABES)

Question of the Day: Laird Hamilton, the greatest big wave surfer to have lived? Yes or No. Reply please.

Yo surfers, this is your Max'ed Out Surf Report and the surf is not lookin so good. The wind has kicked up a little from the south, south west at 8mph so i guess you could fly a kite. Still dark and gloomy or cloudy, with that 55 percent of rain still out there so watch the sky if your at the beach. Water temp is near 74F and air is 78F. Its 0-1ft surf like 0.8 ft sets but not that much of an improvement because it got more choppier. So ok form but as i say very small and rideable if you were the size of a barbie doll. High Tide is coming at us at 9:36pm but i dont think people are at the beach at that time except hobos and i would watch out for them because they will attack you in the dark for money,LOL. I saw the forcast and on Sunday it says some great surf is coming in and there might be some before Sunday so get ready. Oh and if your going on your bike to the beach and your riding all the way up the ramp and try to stop really close to the end where the stairs are, dont, i tried and failed miserablily. Oh yeah and to you guys out there who are single Sunday should be good to follow...er check ladies, but dont creep them out unless they think your hot. So tomorrow im thinking the waves are not going to be so good so i would just hang out at the beach, or kite surf, because it is windy, kayak, have a party, or look for Samantha, she now has a ghive profile, look her up.

This has been you Max'ed Out Surf Report

GO GET SOME!(BABES)

Question of the Day: Laird Hamilton, the greatest big wave surfer to have lived? Yes or No. Reply please.

Yo surfers, this is your Max'ed Out Surf Report and the surf is not lookin so good. The wind has kicked up a little from the south, south west at 8mph so i guess you could fly a kite. Still dark and gloomy or cloudy, with that 55 percent of rain still out there so watch the sky if your at the beach. Water temp is near 74F and air is 78F. Its 0-1ft surf like 0.8 ft sets but not that much of an improvement because it got more choppier. So ok form but as i say very small and rideable if you were the size of a barbie doll. High Tide is coming at us at 9:36pm but i dont think people are at the beach at that time except hobos and i would watch out for them because they will attack you in the dark for money,LOL. I saw the forcast and on Sunday it says some great surf is coming in and there might be some before Sunday so get ready. Oh and if your going on your bike to the beach and your riding all the way up the ramp and try to stop really close to the end where the stairs are, dont, i tried and failed miserablily. Oh yeah and to you guys out there who are single Sunday should be good to follow...er check ladies, but dont creep them out unless they think your hot. So tomorrow im thinking the waves are not going to be so good so i would just hang out at the beach, or kite surf, because it is windy, kayak, have a party, or look for Samantha, she now has a ghive profile, look her up.

This has been you Max'ed Out Surf Report

GO GET SOME!(BABES)

Question of the Day: Laird Hamilton, the greatest big wave surfer to have lived? Yes or No. Reply please.